Here they are, the crazy, freakish sex toys many of you have been waiting for! To get your freaky sex toys, click on the image below to see all the freaks!
These new Fleshlights and dildos are sure to bring out the freak in you. There's one for everybody's tastes and desires, men and women, the extremely freaky or just the super freaky. So scroll on down to see them all, then go buy one and get freaky (click the images to get to the shop)!
(Oh, and don't think these are anything but the highest quality, they're not some cheap sex toys, Fleshlight makes amazing products)
Zombie Fleshlight and Dildo
The Zombie Fleshlight is definitely an odd one with its ashen grey, rotting flesh.
Mmmmmmm Zombie Cock!
Get into a Zombie Fleshlight or get the Zombie Dildo into you!
Vampire Fleshlight and Dildo
Blood red and freaky, these are sure to satisfy even the biggest Vampire fetishes.
Getting fucked by or fucking a vampire is a fantasy for many and now you can bring that fantasy to life!
With both a Vampire Fleshlight and a Vampire Dildo to choose from, you're sure to get your freak on!
Cyborg Dildo and Fleshlight
Do you want to put your cock into a cyborg? Well, lucky for you there's at least one soft part on this cyborg and it was built for pleasure!
Have you dreamed of having a cyborg thrust his mechanical cock into you? Well, lucky for you this cock ISN'T a soft part. This cock was created for one thing, fucking hard!
Frankenstein Dildo and Fleshlight
Why was Frankenstein always so grumpy? He just wanted to be fucked, as did his lovely daughter!
Get papa Frankenstein's dildo in you if you like it hard and rough or maybe you like something a bit softer to get off into? Try the Frankenstein pussy and fuck away!
Alien Fleshlight and Dildo
Does the thought of getting abducted and probed do it for you? Would you like to feel a hard alien cock inside you? You're not alone and now you can!
But not only are alien cocks invading our bodies but just to be fair, they're allowing their supple women to be invaded right back!To get your hands on some of these crazy dildos and Freaky Fleshlights, click here and scroll down a bit until you see the Freaks image!
Need something a bit less freaky? Try these on for size!
Are you looking for something new or a bit different? You may find what you are looking for here. These sex toys aren't your run-of-the-mill variety, these are the cutest dildos, vibrators and anal toys around. These also make great gifts.
For most people, sex toys and art go together just about as logically as vending machines and BMW's. And for the most part that is pretty much correct, they are made for functionality, not for the asthetic factor.
However, there are a few adult toys out there that are not only made for functionality but also for their sensually artistic value. One example of such a toy is the black orb below, called theTuyo Vibramasseur, from Big Teaze Toys™. Or below on the right, the Onye from the same company. They're smooth with a beautiful, futuristic look, even the box they come in looks like it should contain some expensive jewelry.
If you're interested in buying one of these unusual sex toys you won't be able to find them in all the adult toy stores, but if you click on the images you will be taken to a store that sells them.
Moving on we arrive at what is probably my favorite type of unusual sex toys. Some people may not consider these art but I'm going to talk about them none-the-less as I believe they are at least visually entertaining. These guys not only provide a wonderful service but they are also unbelievably adorable.
On the left you will see "I Rub My Fishie" by Big Teaze Toys™ and on the right is probably the most adventuresome duck you'll ever meet, the "I Rub My Duckie", also by Big Teaze Toys™. You can also find "I Rub My Penguin" and "I Rub My Wormie"!
These wonderously adorable little creatures are fully waterproof and will 'massage' you all the way to pleasure town! And as always, a retailer for these guys can be found by clicking on the images below.
This Fleshlight will take you to a whole new world of pleasure, with an all-new 'alien' inner texture for sensations you've never felt in a Fleshlight, this unusual sex toy can't be missed!
Makes an astounding gift for any guy you know that enjoys pleasure :)
Now I would be remiss if I didn't at least mention the incredible toy called "The Cone". This little guy is a wonder and although most of its users are women, men can and do also enjoy it.
The Cone made a splash on the adult toy market when it was released and is an absolutely great seller, if you're looking for something out of the ordinary then this might just be what you're in need of.
The Cone is unique in that it doesn't look anything like a sex toy and is completely hands-free. You just pick a position, relax and let this little baby do its job. Remember, sex toys can be as artistic and beautiful as just about anything else out there. Although they are usually a bit more expensive than the 'standard' adult products artistic sex toys are often of higher quality, and their visual sensuality is second-to-none.